Silent Strawberries[]
I took a bunch of screencaps from Silent Strawberries, and I'm posting them and a transcript in case somebody wants to use them for this page or the Character Variants pages. It might also be cool to create an Olaf the Frog page... -- Danny (talk) 15:18, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Sam the Eagle: "And now... Gummo Bergman's Silent Strawberries."
The Swedish Chef enters, holding a frying pan.
Sam: "The narration says: In my dream, I walked in the garden of my grandfather, as I did in childhood. Suddenly, a serious figure appeared."
Beaker enters, dressed as the angel of death.
Sam: "He says, 'I am the angel of death.'"
The Chef protests.
Sam: "But I am not ready to die!"
Beaker responds.
Sam: "Ah, well, if you do not wish death, how about a rubber chicken?"
The Chef is happy.
Sam: "Uh, uh, swell, I'll work up an act and join a traveling show, here comes one now."
Kermit the Frog enters, and makes an introduction.
Sam: "Hey-ho, Olaf the Frog here, with another great show for you -- this is not right!"
Fozzie Bear enters, and tells a joke.
Sam: "What do you get when you add sugar to hamburger? Sweetish meatballs. What is going on?"
Fozzie: "Druska druska druska!"
Sam, derisively: "Wocka wocka wocka."
"Olaf" announces a musical number, and the four sing a mock-Swedish version of "Hooray for Hollywood". Sam throws the book away and walks off stage, asking who did this to him.






