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Silent Strawberries[]

I took a bunch of screencaps from Silent Strawberries, and I'm posting them and a transcript in case somebody wants to use them for this page or the Character Variants pages. It might also be cool to create an Olaf the Frog page... -- Danny (talk) 15:18, 31 July 2007 (UTC)



Sam the Eagle: "And now... Gummo Bergman's Silent Strawberries."

The Swedish Chef enters, holding a frying pan.

Sam: "The narration says: In my dream, I walked in the garden of my grandfather, as I did in childhood. Suddenly, a serious figure appeared."

Beaker enters, dressed as the angel of death.

Sam: "He says, 'I am the angel of death.'"

The Chef protests.

Sam: "But I am not ready to die!"

Beaker responds.

Sam: "Ah, well, if you do not wish death, how about a rubber chicken?"

The Chef is happy.

Sam: "Uh, uh, swell, I'll work up an act and join a traveling show, here comes one now."

Kermit the Frog enters, and makes an introduction.

Sam: "Hey-ho, Olaf the Frog here, with another great show for you -- this is not right!"

Fozzie Bear enters, and tells a joke.

Sam: "What do you get when you add sugar to hamburger? Sweetish meatballs. What is going on?"

Fozzie: "Druska druska druska!"

Sam, derisively: "Wocka wocka wocka."

"Olaf" announces a musical number, and the four sing a mock-Swedish version of "Hooray for Hollywood". Sam throws the book away and walks off stage, asking who did this to him.