|PERFORMER||David Rudman Prince|
|Joey Mazzarino Pig|
The duo's visits to the street are always for the purpose of finding a writer. They claim to be a part of the greatest story ever told, but are always lacking an actual story. The street residents provide them with stories to suit their needs.
Often, the prince has trouble remembering names, constantly referring to his companion (simply named "Pig") as various other names.