It tells the story of the character of the same name whose names in this case are Horn and Hardart. As usual, the two heads are arguing with each other, this time about what to do with their time. One head wants to lift a barbell, and the other wishes to play doctor. After that, one feels the urge to play the piano, while the other one desires to feed on a salami and cheese sandwich. So they resolve this conflict with cooperation, and make time for all four activities, proving the truth of the old saying that two heads (as well as two noses and four eyes, as the Count observes) are better than one.