|Written by||Sam Pottle and Tony Geiss|
|Publisher||Sesame Street Inc.|
"Three Grouches Would a Wooing Go" is a Grouch folk song performed on Sesame Street in Episode 1051 by Judy Collins, Oscar the Grouch and the kids, who sing the chorus ("Higgledy-piggledy, trash can-o.").
Collins plays the part of a young female Grouch that three male Grouches, portrayed by Oscar, attempt to win the heart of. The first Grouch is much too polite and the second is much too generous with his trash. The maiden falls for the third Grouch, who complains and insults her.