DEBUT 2007
PATTERN Orange Gold

Tom Twinkletoes is the host of Dancing with Triangles, where contestants have to dance with a triangle. The first few contestants are well-received by the judges but are nixed because their dancing partners are not triangles. Tom becomes more and more agitated in having to remind the contestants the show's title, until audience member Telly Monster comes out to waltz with a triangle, becoming the show's winner.

Twinkletoes is a spoof of Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron. One distinct trait of Twinkletoes' is how he emphasizes the word "triangle," while jerkily tilting his head every time he says it.