|Music by||Eli Bolin|
|Lyrics by||Joey Mazzarino|
|Publisher||Sesame Street Inc.|
A "moldy-old classic," the song is traditionally sung by Grouches on their holiday, Trashgiving. Oscar and a chorus of other Grouches sing the song to Alan and Chris, and sing another version with Gordon joining them. Bob, portraying Miles Can't Stand-ish on the Maysour float, sings another version of the song before he's cut off by Oscar.