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'''Vogons''' are a vile, nasty, bureaucratic species who destroy [[the Earth]] to make way for a hyperspace bypass in ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''. Vogons come from the planet Vogsphere. The leader of the Vogons is [[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz]].
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'''Vogons''' are a vile, nasty, bureaucratic species who destroy [[the Earth]] to make way for a hyperspace bypass in ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''. Vogons come from the planet Vogsphere. The leader of the Vogon constructor fleet is [[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz]], while a higher-ranking Vogon bureaucrat, [[Kwaltz]], is his immediate superior.
   
 
Vogons eat [[Scintillating Jeweled Scuttling Crabs]], which they import from Vogsphere. They write the third worst [[poetry]] in [[the universe]].
 
Vogons eat [[Scintillating Jeweled Scuttling Crabs]], which they import from Vogsphere. They write the third worst [[poetry]] in [[the universe]].

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Vogons

Vogons are a vile, nasty, bureaucratic species who destroy the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Vogons come from the planet Vogsphere. The leader of the Vogon constructor fleet is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, while a higher-ranking Vogon bureaucrat, Kwaltz, is his immediate superior.

Vogons eat Scintillating Jeweled Scuttling Crabs, which they import from Vogsphere. They write the third worst poetry in the universe.

Vogons are said to be the worst shots in the galaxy. They sometimes feed criminals to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.