|Music by||Christopher Cerf|
|Lyrics by||Sarah Durkee|
|Publisher||Splotched Animal Music Co.|
An Anything Muppet man (Jerry Nelson) sings about meeting a blind date on a bench in the park, but he can't as there's a "Wet Paint" sign on it. A woman (Louise Gold) arrives, also planning to meet a blind date on the same bench, but she can't sit down either. Since neither of them will ever see their date, they decide to go out together instead.