|Music by||Paul Jacobs|
|Lyrics by||Sarah Durkee|
They introduce themselves to Preston Rabbit, a new character in the street. Throughout the song, Preston is introduced to Big Bird, Bob, Mr. Handford, Linda, Gordon, Susan, Miles, Barkley, Elmo, Telly Monster, Ruby, Luis, Maria, Count von Count, Mike and Gina.
The song is a loose parody of "Iowa Stubborn" from The Music Man.