Written by Joe Raposo
Date 1978
Source On the Street Where We Live - Block Party!

After Maria asks Oscar if he is having a good time, he sings "Who Wants to Go to a Party?" about how he hates parties and hopes everybody has a miserable time. He also states that he would rather complain and be with his trash and how he hates ice cream and playing party games and loves being miserable. On the album cover, however, Oscar appears to be enjoying himself.