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− | | '''Airplane'''<small>(remade for [[Community Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
+ | | '''Airplane'''<small> (remade for [[Community Coffee]] and [[Kraml Dairy]])</small><hr/> |
Wilkins and Wontkins are in an airplane, we see Wilkins dressed in drag as a hostess and Wontkins sitting in a passenger seat: |
Wilkins and Wontkins are in an airplane, we see Wilkins dressed in drag as a hostess and Wontkins sitting in a passenger seat: |
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*'''Wilkins:''' Have some Wilkins Coffee, sir? |
*'''Wilkins:''' Have some Wilkins Coffee, sir? |
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− | *'''Wontkins:''' If that’s all |
+ | *'''Wontkins:''' If that’s all you serve, I’ll get off at the next town. |
''(Wilkins throws Wontkins out from the suspended airplane)'' |
''(Wilkins throws Wontkins out from the suspended airplane)'' |
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− | *'''Wilkins:''' Next town five miles straight down |
+ | *'''Wilkins:''' Next town's five miles, straight down! |
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+ | *'''Wilkins:''' Wilkins Coffee's good coffee! |
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+ | (Wontkins pops out from inside the tin) |
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+ | *'''Wontkins:''' Boy, what a bad- |
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+ | (Wilkins quickly closes the tin, leaving Wontkins inside) |
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+ | *'''Wontkins:''' -commercial! |
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+ | *'''Wilkins:''' The commercial may be bad, but the coffee's wonderful! |
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| '''Bank Robber'''<hr/> |
| '''Bank Robber'''<hr/> |
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*'''Wilkins:''' Wilkins Coffee, and you know what I got here? |
*'''Wilkins:''' Wilkins Coffee, and you know what I got here? |
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*'''Wontkins:''' No, what? |
*'''Wontkins:''' No, what? |
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+ | ''KA BLAM!'' |
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− | ''(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)'' |
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*'''Wilkins:''' Wilkins Coffee! |
*'''Wilkins:''' Wilkins Coffee! |
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+ | | '''Baseball'''<small> (remade for [[Kraml Dairy]], [[La Touraine Coffee]] and [[Martinson Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
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Wilkins and Wontkins are in a baseball field, Wontkins is seen as a batter while Wilkins plays the umpire: |
Wilkins and Wontkins are in a baseball field, Wontkins is seen as a batter while Wilkins plays the umpire: |
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*'''Wilkins:''' Hey man, what makes you so square? |
*'''Wilkins:''' Hey man, what makes you so square? |
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*'''Wontkins:''' I don't dig Wilkins Coffee. |
*'''Wontkins:''' I don't dig Wilkins Coffee. |
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− | ''(A can of Wilkins Coffee tied to a rope swings on-screen hitting Wontkins |
+ | ''(A can of Wilkins Coffee tied to a rope swings on-screen hitting Wontkins in the head)'' |
*'''Wilkins:''' You should, it really swings! |
*'''Wilkins:''' You should, it really swings! |
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− | | '''Biplane'''<small>(remade for [[Community Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
+ | | '''Biplane'''<small> (remade for [[Community Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
Wilkins and Wontkins are riding a biplane, with Wilkins as the pilot: |
Wilkins and Wontkins are riding a biplane, with Wilkins as the pilot: |
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*'''Wontkins:''' I don't want any. |
*'''Wontkins:''' I don't want any. |
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*'''Wilkins:''' Then push that button. |
*'''Wilkins:''' Then push that button. |
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− | ''(Wilkins pushes the button |
+ | ''(Wilkins pushes the button and a boxing glove springs out from the machine, hitting Wontkins in the face)'' |
*'''Wilkins:''' How about a cup of Wilkins? |
*'''Wilkins:''' How about a cup of Wilkins? |
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− | | '''Brand X'''<small>(remade for [[Merita Bread]] |
+ | | '''Brand X'''<small> (remade for [[Merita Bread]], [[Claussen's Bakery]], [[Community Coffee]] and [[Red Diamond Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
Wilkins and Wontkins are in the desert, wearing cowboy hats: |
Wilkins and Wontkins are in the desert, wearing cowboy hats: |
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*'''Wilkins:''' With this camera, I shoot pictures of people who don't drink Wilkins Coffee. |
*'''Wilkins:''' With this camera, I shoot pictures of people who don't drink Wilkins Coffee. |
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*'''Wontkins:''' I'm ready, shoot. |
*'''Wontkins:''' I'm ready, shoot. |
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− | ''(Wilkins literally shoots Wontkins with the camera)'' |
+ | ''(Wilkins literally shoots Wontkins with the camera, and then points the camera at the viewer)'' |
*'''Wilkins:''' Anybody else? |
*'''Wilkins:''' Anybody else? |
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− | | '''Cheep Cheep''' <small>(remade for [[Dugan's Bread]] and [[LaTouraine Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
+ | | '''Cheep Cheep''' <small>(remade for [[Dugan's Bread]], [[Nash's Coffee]] and [[LaTouraine Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting on a wall with two cans of coffee, Wilkins Coffee and Cheap Coffee: |
Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting on a wall with two cans of coffee, Wilkins Coffee and Cheap Coffee: |
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*'''Wilkins:''' I have Wilkins Coffee and another kind of coffee. |
*'''Wilkins:''' I have Wilkins Coffee and another kind of coffee. |
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*'''Wontkins:''' I want the cheap stuff! |
*'''Wontkins:''' I want the cheap stuff! |
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− | ''(Two birds come out the Cheap Coffee can)'' |
+ | ''(Two birds come out of the Cheap Coffee can)'' |
*'''Birds:''' Cheep! Cheep! Cheep! |
*'''Birds:''' Cheep! Cheep! Cheep! |
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*'''Wilkins:''' Sorry, but that other coffee is for the birds. |
*'''Wilkins:''' Sorry, but that other coffee is for the birds. |
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− | | '''Death Defying Leap''' <small>(remade for [[Community Coffee]] and [[Red Diamond Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
+ | | '''Death Defying Leap''' <small> (remade for [[Community Coffee]] and [[Red Diamond Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
Wilkins is seen holding a bucket labeled "DEATH-DEFYING DIVE": |
Wilkins is seen holding a bucket labeled "DEATH-DEFYING DIVE": |
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| '''Desert Island''' |
| '''Desert Island''' |
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− | Wilkins and Wontkins are seen stuck |
+ | Wilkins and Wontkins are seen stuck on a desert island: |
* '''Wontkins:''' Did you put a note in that bottle last week? |
* '''Wontkins:''' Did you put a note in that bottle last week? |
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''(Wilkins smashes a bottle onto Wontkins' head)'' |
''(Wilkins smashes a bottle onto Wontkins' head)'' |
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*'''Wilkins:''' But he would've liked the Wilkins. |
*'''Wilkins:''' But he would've liked the Wilkins. |
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+ | | align=center | [[File:Wilkinsgosoakyourhead.jpg|250px]] |
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+ | | '''Go Soak Your Head'''<hr/> |
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+ | *'''Wilkins:''' This is Wilkins Coffee, the finest- |
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+ | *'''Wontkins:''' Ah, go soak your head! |
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+ | *'''Wilkins:''' In Wilkins Coffee? A pleasure. |
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+ | ''(Wilkins literally soaks his head in the giant cup of Wilkins, while Wontkins feels disappointed)'' |
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− | | '''I Have a Hunch'''<hr |
+ | | '''I Have a Hunch'''<hr/> |
Wilkins (dressed in a fedora and trenchcoat) and Wontkins are seen walking down a dark alley, the latter noticing that a silhouetted stranger in a hat is following the both of them. |
Wilkins (dressed in a fedora and trenchcoat) and Wontkins are seen walking down a dark alley, the latter noticing that a silhouetted stranger in a hat is following the both of them. |
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*'''Wontkins:''' HELP! |
*'''Wontkins:''' HELP! |
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*'''Wilkins:''' I have a hunch he'd ''better'' start! |
*'''Wilkins:''' I have a hunch he'd ''better'' start! |
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+ | | '''I Get A Bang Out Of Wilkins'''<small> (remade for [[Community Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
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+ | Wilkins is looking inside a package of Wilkins Coffee. |
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+ | *'''Wontkins:''' What do you see in that Wilkins Coffee? |
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+ | *'''Wilkins:''' Well, look for yourself! |
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+ | ''(Wontkins looks inside and a blast of smoke escapes the package)'' |
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+ | *'''Wilkins''' I get a ''bang'' out of Wilkins! |
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*'''Wilkins:''' I did, that's who told me about Wilkins. I used to love my raincoat. |
*'''Wilkins:''' I did, that's who told me about Wilkins. I used to love my raincoat. |
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''(Wilkins snuggles against the package.)'' |
''(Wilkins snuggles against the package.)'' |
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+ | | '''Magic Wand'''<hr/> |
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+ | Wilkins plays with a magic wand: |
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+ | *'''Wilkins:''' I wave my magic wand! |
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+ | ''(DING! A small tin of Wilkins appears)'' |
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+ | *'''Wilkins:''' I wave it twice! |
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+ | ''(DING! Another tin of Wilkins appears, only slightly bigger)'' |
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+ | *'''Wontkins:''' I don't drink Wilkins. |
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+ | *'''Wilkins:''' I wave it again! |
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+ | ''(DING! Wontkins disappears)'' |
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− | | '''Mountain Climbing'''<hr/> |
+ | | '''Mountain Climbing'''<small> (remade for [[La Touraine Coffee]] and [[Taystee Bread]])</small><hr/> |
Wilkins and Wontkins are climbing a mountain. Wilkins is holding Wontkins with a rope: |
Wilkins and Wontkins are climbing a mountain. Wilkins is holding Wontkins with a rope: |
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− | *'''Wilkins:''' |
+ | *'''Wilkins:''' Say, did you bring the Wilkins Coffee? |
*'''Wontkins:''' No, I (''Wilkins lets go the rope, causing Wontkins to plummet down '') forgooot...! |
*'''Wontkins:''' No, I (''Wilkins lets go the rope, causing Wontkins to plummet down '') forgooot...! |
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*'''Wilkins:''' When you come back up, don't forget the Wilkins. |
*'''Wilkins:''' When you come back up, don't forget the Wilkins. |
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− | | '''Old Man Wilkins |
+ | | '''Old Man Wilkins" (remade for [[La Touraine Coffee]]) |
Wilkins and Wontkins are in front of a ton of Wilkins cans. Wontkins breaks the silence by saying... |
Wilkins and Wontkins are in front of a ton of Wilkins cans. Wontkins breaks the silence by saying... |
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− | | '''On The Wagon'''<small>(remade for [[Calso Water]])</small><hr/> |
+ | | '''On The Wagon'''<small> (remade for [[Calso Water]])</small><hr/> |
Wilkins is seen laying on a toy wagon wearing a baby bonnet and cardigan while sipping some Wilkins Coffee; Wontkins, wearing a hat, enters the scene: |
Wilkins is seen laying on a toy wagon wearing a baby bonnet and cardigan while sipping some Wilkins Coffee; Wontkins, wearing a hat, enters the scene: |
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− | | '''Stranger'''<hr/> |
+ | | '''Stranger'''<hr/> (Remade for [[La Touraine Coffee]) |
Wilkins and Wontkins are wearing cowboy hats and bandanas. Wilkins has a gun drawn at Wontkins: |
Wilkins and Wontkins are wearing cowboy hats and bandanas. Wilkins has a gun drawn at Wontkins: |
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− | | '''Water with Dinner'''<hr/> |
+ | | '''Water with Dinner'''<small> (remade for [[Faygo]] and [[Kraml Dairy]])</small><hr/> |
Wontkins is dining in a cafe. Wilkins, working as a waiter, approaches: |
Wontkins is dining in a cafe. Wilkins, working as a waiter, approaches: |
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− | | '''Whale of a Coffee'''<small>(remade for [[Red Diamond Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
+ | | '''Whale of a Coffee'''<small> (remade for [[Red Diamond Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
Wilkins and Wontkins are swimming in the ocean: |
Wilkins and Wontkins are swimming in the ocean: |
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− | | '''William Tell''' <small>(remade for [[Community Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
+ | | '''William Tell''' <small>(remade for [[Community Coffee]] and [[La Touraine Coffee]])</small><hr/> |
Wilkins is William Tell, wielding a bow and arrow. Wontkins trembles an apple on his head: |
Wilkins is William Tell, wielding a bow and arrow. Wontkins trembles an apple on his head: |
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*'''Wontkins:''' You can't win. |
*'''Wontkins:''' You can't win. |
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''(Wontkins shakes his head) |
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Revision as of 02:15, 3 September 2020
Transcripts of known Wilkins Coffee commercials.
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$65 Wontkins is standing in front of a cafe. Wilkins, in hat and coat, steps into the frame and asks:
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80 Days with Wilkins Wilkins and Wontkins are seen flying on a hot-air balloon, carrying a pile of Wilkins Coffee cans:
(Wilkins throws Wontkins out from the balloon)
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Airplane (remade for Community Coffee and Kraml Dairy) Wilkins and Wontkins are in an airplane, we see Wilkins dressed in drag as a hostess and Wontkins sitting in a passenger seat:
(Wilkins throws Wontkins out from the suspended airplane)
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Bad Commercial
(Wontkins pops out from inside the tin)
(Wilkins quickly closes the tin, leaving Wontkins inside)
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Bad Guy Machine Wilkins and Wontkins are in a laboratory. Wontkins is inside a machine and Wilkins is behind a control-pad:
(Wilkins turns on the machine, which hits Wontkins repeatedly with two mallets) | |
Bandwagon
(A bandwagon full of cheering people enters the frame and runs over Wontkins)
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2500px | Bank Robber Wilkins, dressed in coat and hat, is standing in front of a safe. Wontkins comes in the frame dressed as a robber:
KA BLAM!
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Baseball (remade for Kraml Dairy, La Touraine Coffee and Martinson Coffee) Wilkins and Wontkins are in a baseball field, Wontkins is seen as a batter while Wilkins plays the umpire:
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Beatnik In a street alley, a group of beatniks is seen sitting on the ground reading (presumably) beat poetry; Wilkins is also sitting there dressed as a fellow beatnik as he talks to a square-headed Wontkins:
(A can of Wilkins Coffee tied to a rope swings on-screen hitting Wontkins in the head)
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Bell Wilkins is standing next to a suspended bell holding a mallet, Wontkins enters the frame:
(Wontkins puts his head inside the bell and Wilkins proceeds to hit it with the mallet.)
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Best Coffee is...
(Wilkins interrupts Wontkins by pulling a curtain reading "Wilkins" in front of him)
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Biplane (remade for Community Coffee) Wilkins and Wontkins are riding a biplane, with Wilkins as the pilot:
(Wilkins flips the plane upside down, causing Wontkins to fall)
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Blow Torch (remade for Community Coffee) Wilkins and Wontkins are working in a factory. Wilkins has a welder's mask and a blow torch. Wontkins has a cigar in his mouth:
(Wilkins blasts the blowtorch in Wontkins' face. Wontkins is blackened, the cigar burnt to a crisp.)
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Blow Up Wilkins is sitting on a wall next to Wontkins
(Wilkins presses down on the detonator, causing Wontkins to somehow explode)
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Boston Tea Party
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Boxing Glove Wilkins and Wontkins are standing in front of a coffee machine:
(Wilkins pushes the button and a boxing glove springs out from the machine, hitting Wontkins in the face)
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Brand X (remade for Merita Bread, Claussen's Bakery, Community Coffee and Red Diamond Coffee) Wilkins and Wontkins are in the desert, wearing cowboy hats:
(Wilkins marks Wontkins with a branding iron he's wielding)
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Camera Wilkins is holding a camera next to Wontkins:
(Wilkins literally shoots Wontkins with the camera, and then points the camera at the viewer)
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Cannibal Scene Wilkins and Wontkins are inside a huge coffee cup, surrounded by cannibals:
(Wontkins faints) | |
Cannon(remade for Merita Bread, Frank's Beverages, Red Diamond Coffee, Kraml Dairy, Nash's Coffee, Taystee Bread, Calso Water, Community Coffee and National City Bank.) Wilkins is seen sitting on a can of Wilkins Coffee next to a cannon pointed at Wontkins:
(Wilkins shoots Wontkins, and then points the cannon at the viewer)
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Car Salesman Wilkins parked Wontkins' car in the "Super-Safe Parking". Unfortunately, the car is destroyed:
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Cash Register Wilkins is sitting behind a bar counter:
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Cheep Cheep (remade for Dugan's Bread, Nash's Coffee and LaTouraine Coffee) Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting on a wall with two cans of coffee, Wilkins Coffee and Cheap Coffee:
(Two birds come out of the Cheap Coffee can)
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Climbing Tree(remade for Red Diamond Coffee) Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting on a tree:
(Wilkins kicks Wontkins, making him fall down from the tree)
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Close Shave Wilkins is a mustached barber, in a white coat. Wontkins is on the barber chair, with his face covered in shaving cream:
(Wilkins brandishes a huge razor.)
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Club Wilkins is sitting on a wall, Wontkins approaches:
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a club he's holding)
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Coffee Break Wilkins and Wontkins are seen as construction workers, sitting on a high-level girder:
(Wilkins throws Wontkins down the girder)
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Communist Store Wontinks is selling coffee in a Communist store, Wilkins, in Russian clothes, enters in:
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Convincing Machine(remade for Community Coffee) Wontkins is in front of a machine with several mallets attached to a wheel. Wilkins is holding a lever:
(Wilkins pulls the lever and turns on the machine and the mallets start to hit Wontkins in quick succession)
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Crystal Ball Wilkins is a fortune-teller and Wontkins is his customer:
(Wilkins blows up Wontkins)
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Cut the Kidding Wilkins is speaking to Mr. Wilkins on the telephone. Wontkins enters in: (Sped-up speaking from Mr. Wilkins is heard on the telephone)
(They both nod to the viewers) | |
Cut Up Wontkins is tied with ropes on a conveyor belt, slowly coming closer to a huge buzzsaw:
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Death Defying Leap (remade for Community Coffee and Red Diamond Coffee) Wilkins is seen holding a bucket labeled "DEATH-DEFYING DIVE":
(Wilkins moves the bucket out of the way, as Wontkins plunges to the floor and bounces)
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Desert Island
Wilkins and Wontkins are seen stuck on a desert island:
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Dog-Lion Beast Wontkins notices a giant Dog-Lion Beast next to him:
(The Dog-Lion Beast devours Wontkins.)
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Drinking Fountain Wilkins and Wontkins are standing next to a drinking fountain:
(Wilkins turns on the fountain and water comes out and spills all over Wontkins.)
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Elevator Elevator doors in a department store open revealing Wilkins as an elevator operator and Wontkins:
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En Garde Wilkins and Wontkins are seen as two fencers:
(Wilkins is shown alone, with a blood-covered blade)
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Espionage Wilkins and Wontkins are seen in a dark alley. Wilkins is wearing hat and trench coat:
(A bullet shot off-screen hits Wontkins.)
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Exploding Cigar Wontkins is smoking a cigar, Wilkins comes in and says:
(The cigar explodes)
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Fair Damsel Wontkins, dressed in drag impersonating a fair damsel, is imprisoned in a castle tower:
(From below the tower, Wilkins stands wearing a knight armor)
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Falling Safe Wilkins and Wontkins are standing on a street corner. Wilkins is holding a string tied to something out of view:
(Wilkins pulls the string. A safe drops on Wontkins' head, crushing him.)
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Fired(remade for Red Diamond Coffee) Wontkins, covered in flammable material, is standing on a wall, also standing next to a Wilkins Coffee sign:
(Mr. Wilkins' hand pops into the frame holding a match and proceeds to set fire to Wontkins)
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Five Aces Wilkins and Wontkins (with a cigar or cigarette in his mouth) are playing cards, sitting around a table, in a dark room:
(Wilkins brings on the table a can of Wilkins Coffee and shoots Wontkins with a gun.)
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Footdown** (remade for Kern's Bakery and Claussen's Bakery) Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting on a wall, while Wilkins is holding a cup of coffee:
(Mr. Wilkins crushes Wontkins with his foot)
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Give 'Im the Eggs Wilkins is standing behind a bar counter, Wontkins rushes onto the frame and cries:
(Eggs are thrown at Wontkins' face from off-screen)
(Despite the mess, Wontkins eats the eggs) | |
Good, Better, Best(remade for Red Diamond Coffee) Wontkins is standing behind a wall, next to him stands Wilkins menacingly holding a club:
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with the club)
(Wilkins hits Wontkins again)
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Get A Lift
(Suddenly, Wontkins quickly levitates off-screen)
(Wontkins falls back down, bouncing on the floor) | |
Ghost To Ghost Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting in a dark spooky setting adorned with cobwebs as two ghostly version of Wilkins float about while holding tea cups:
(Wontkins runs off-screen in terror) | |
Ginger Ale Wilkins is a clerk sitting behind the counter of a grocery store, Wontkins enters the frame:
(Wilkins smashes a bottle onto Wontkins' head)
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Go Soak Your Head
(Wilkins literally soaks his head in the giant cup of Wilkins, while Wontkins feels disappointed) | |
Grenade (remade for Community Coffee) Wilkins and Wontkins are in a foxhole, wearing shelter hats. Wilkins is holding a grenade:
(Wilkins zips away and the grenade explodes on Wontkins)
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Guilottine Wontkins is standing behind a guillotine, while Wilkins is holding the blade up with a rope.
(Wilkins lets go of the rope and the blade slides down, narrowly missing Wontkins)
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Hammer Wilkins is batting a nail on a wall:
(Wilkins hits Wontkins on his head with the hammer.) | |
Hand Of Fate Wilkins and Wontkins are seen in a storage room that holds dozens of cans of Wilkins Coffee:
(A human hand appears from above the frame, grabs Wontkins by his head and brings him back above the frame.)
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Headaches of Life
(Wilkins grabs a mallet and hits Wontkins with it, causing Wontkins to have a headache.)
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Hidden Persuaders Wilkins is sitting behind a desk, next to him we see Wontkins:
(Wilkins turns off the lights and quickly stabs Wontkins with a knife)
(Wilkins turns the lights back on)
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House is Not a Home Wontkins is inside a small house, nearby we see Wilkins holding a bomb.
(Wilkins throws the bomb in Wontkins' house and runs away)
(The house blows up) | |
How Instant Wilkins is seen using a payphone:
(Coffee sprays out from the telephone)
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How Low Can You Get? Wilkins and Wontkins are walking down a city street:
(Wontkins falls into an open manhole)
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How Shocking Wontkins is tied up on a electric chair, while Wilkins is next to him holding a switch:
(Wilkins is shown throwing a switch) | |
I Have a Hunch Wilkins (dressed in a fedora and trenchcoat) and Wontkins are seen walking down a dark alley, the latter noticing that a silhouetted stranger in a hat is following the both of them.
(stranger grabs Wontkins from behind and whisks him OC)
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I Get A Bang Out Of Wilkins (remade for Community Coffee) Wilkins is looking inside a package of Wilkins Coffee.
(Wontkins looks inside and a blast of smoke escapes the package)
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I'd Give a Million Bucks Wilkins is lying under a tree:
(A cup of coffee appears in his lap)
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Jack in the Box Wontkins is staring at a present box, Wilkins rushes in and announces:
(A Jack pops out the box)
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Jailhouse (remade for Faygo, Frank's Beverages and Kraml Dairy) Wilkins is a judge. Wontkins stands in the dock.
(A rattle of keys as a prison door slams on Wontkins' face.)
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Jingle in Bed Wilkins and Wontkins are sleeping together in a double bed. Wilkins sits up in bed and sings a Wilkins jingle.
(Wontkins wakes up.)
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a club. Wontkins falls back on the pillow.)
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Just Checking Wilkins and Wontkins are standing behind a wall, Wilkins is holding a stamp.
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with the stamp, leaving a check mark on him)
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Just Kidding(remade for Dugan's Bread) Wilkins and Wontkins are standing behind a wall.
(The set explodes, as Wilkins and Wontkins hide in terror behind the destroyed wall)
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Knife Thrower Wilkins, playing a knife thrower, is about to throw a knife at Wontkins, who is standing in front of a target while wearing bandages all over his body.
(Wilkins is now wearing a napkin on his eyes)
(Wontkins ducks out of the way) | |
Lets Everyone Sleep Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting on a brick wall, in front of a starry background, while a can of coffee is suspended in the air by a rope.
(The can hits Wontkins, making him faint)
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Little Red Riding Hood Wilkins enters a small cottage dressed as Little Red Riding Hood and as he approaches the bed he says :
(Wontkins reveals himself under the bedsheets sporting wolf ears)
(Wontkins hides back under the sheets in frustration) | |
Lost my Head Wilkins is seen with his head floating.
(Wontkins runs away)
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Love My Wilkins / Psychiatrist (remade for Community Coffee, Kern's Bakery and Kraml Dairy.) Wilkins is hugging a package of Wilkins Coffee:
(Wilkins snuggles against the package.) | |
Magic Wand Wilkins plays with a magic wand:
(DING! A small tin of Wilkins appears)
(DING! Another tin of Wilkins appears, only slightly bigger)
(DING! Wontkins disappears) | |
Magician Saw Wilkins, dressed as a magician, is doing a sawing trick and Wontkins is volunteering:
(Wilkins saws vigorously) | |
Man Overboard Wilkins, playing a sailor, and Wontkins, playing a sea captain, are riding a ship, the S.S. Wilkins:
(Wilkins throws Wontkins overboard)
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Monster (remade for C & P Telephone Co. of VA, Claussen's Bakery, Kraml Dairy, Nash's and Kern's Bakery) Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting on a brick wall.
(A monster appears and swallows Wontkins whole)
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Mountain Climbing (remade for La Touraine Coffee and Taystee Bread) Wilkins and Wontkins are climbing a mountain. Wilkins is holding Wontkins with a rope:
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New Car or Wilkins Coffee? Wilkins is selling a car while holding its hood opened.
(Wilkins squashes Wontkins' head with the hood)
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Noah's Ark Wilkins and Wontkins (playing Noah) are in their ark which is balanced on top of a cliff:
(The silhouette of an elephant peeks its head out of the ark and bellows as Wontkins nods) | |
Nobody Beats Wilkins Wilkins is behind a desk, next to him stands Wontkins.
(Wilkins brandishes a gun and shoots Wontkins with it)
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Nowhere Wilkins is sitting on a wall next to Wontkins:
(Wontkins disappears)
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Old Man Wilkins" (remade for La Touraine Coffee)
Wilkins and Wontkins are in front of a ton of Wilkins cans. Wontkins breaks the silence by saying...
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On The Wagon (remade for Calso Water) Wilkins is seen laying on a toy wagon wearing a baby bonnet and cardigan while sipping some Wilkins Coffee; Wontkins, wearing a hat, enters the scene:
(Wilkins rolls off-screen on his wagon; Wontkins turns to the camera)
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Parachute Wilkins leisurely floats in the sky with his parachute, while Wontkins plummets down rapidly with his folded parachute:
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Peter Peter Coffee Drinker (A still image of Wontkins, who plays Peter Peter Coffee Drinker, staring at a cup of coffee is seen)
(Now, a still image of Wontkins standing next to Wilkins cross-dressing as Peter Peter Coffee Drinker's wife is seen)
(Wilkins hits Wontkins with the can of coffee he's holding, leading to a still image of a unconscious Wontkins)
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Pie (remade for Community Coffee, Nash's Coffee, Martinson Coffee, Red Diamond Coffee, Calso Water, Frank's Beverages and Kraml Dairy.) Wontkins is at a cafe where it serves Wilkins and pie. Wilkins is the waiter:
(A human hand splats the pie at Wontkins.)
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Public Service Announcement Wilkins is standing behind a wall holding a microphone while Wontkins is standing next to him:
(A human hand comes into the frame holding a gun and shoots Wontkins in the head.)
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Quiz Show Wontkins is the host of a quiz show, while Wilkins is the contestant:
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Rocket Ship (remade for Merita Bread, Community Coffee, Taystee Bread and Kraml Dairy.) Wilkins and Wontkins are standing next to a rocket:
(The rocket ship blows up to pieces)
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Rose in Wilkins Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting on a wall next to a rose growing out from a can of Wilkins Coffee:
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Santa Claus Wilkins is dressed up as Santa Claus while Wontkins, dressed-up as a reindeer, is pulling a sled:
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Sleeping Beauty Wontkins is lying in bed dressed in drag as the Sleeping Beauty. Wilkins, playing the prince, enters the scene:
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Soggy Romance Wilkins, wearing a wig, and Wontkins are cuddling in a forest:
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Stagecoach(remade for Community Coffee) Wontkins is standing next to Wilkins riding a coach:
(The coach is now moving)
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Steamroller Wontkins is standing on a wall, next to him there's a cup of coffee:
(Wilkins flattens Wontkins with a steamroller)
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Stranger (Remade for [[La Touraine Coffee]) Wilkins and Wontkins are wearing cowboy hats and bandanas. Wilkins has a gun drawn at Wontkins:
(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)
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Strawberry Shortcake Wilkins is seen behind a bar counter, holding near Wontkins' face a plate of strawberry shortcake in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other:
(Wilkins throws the shortcake on Wontkins, and then he pours the coffee on him)
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Survey Wilkins has a pad and pencil:
(Wilkins turn to the audience)
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Swimming Pool** (remade for Faygo and Frank's Beverages) Wilkins is a lifeguard of a swimming pool:
(Wontkins falls into the pool)
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Taking the Fifth Wilkins is behind 4 cups of Wilkins Coffee in presumably his house. Wontkins notices the 4 cups and enters the scene:
(Wilkins holds up a fifth cup)
(Wontkins, frustrated, leaves the scene) | |
Tar and Feathers
(Wontkins pops into the frame covered in tar and feathers)
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Ton of Wilkins Wilkins and Wontkins are seen in a coffee storehouse:
(A crash is heard as the camera quickly shakes)
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Trainload (remade for LaTouraine Coffee and Nash's Coffee) Wontkins is standing on a railroad until Wilkins rushes frantically into the frame:
(The train comes into the frame and runs over Wontkins.)
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Tree Wilkins and Wontkins are standing next to a tree:
(The tree falls on Wontkins head)
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Truckload of Wilkins Wilkins and Wontkins are sitting on a wall, watching the road. Wilkins is holding pen and paper. A truck passes:
(A faster truck passes)
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Tunnel of Love (remade for Kraml Dairy and Nash's Coffee) Wilkins and Wontkins are in a boat, heading into the Tunnel of Love. Wilkins is dressed in a blond wig:
(The boat enters the tunnel.)
(A splash is heard. Cut to the other side of the tunnel. Wilkins emerges in the boat, alone.)
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TV Anti-Violence League Wilkins is sitting on a can of Wilkins coffee pointing a cannon on Wontkins, who's holding a sign reading "TV Anti-Violence League":
(Wilkins brings down a curtain with "One Moment Please" written on it. He shoots Wontkins and quickly raises the curtain back up again)
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TV Set (remade for Community Coffee) Wontkins is watching a Wilkins Coffee commercial featuring Wilkins on TV:
(Wilkins blows the TV set up destroying it)
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Washington Monument Wilkins and Wontkins are standing next to the Washington Monument:
(The monument falls on Wontkins)
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Water with Dinner (remade for Faygo and Kraml Dairy) Wontkins is dining in a cafe. Wilkins, working as a waiter, approaches:
(Wilkins shoots water on Wontkins with a hose)
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Whale of a Coffee (remade for Red Diamond Coffee) Wilkins and Wontkins are swimming in the ocean:
(A whale comes into the frame and swallows Wontkins whole)
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What Kind of Coffee do You Sell? Wilkins is seen behind a bar counter, selling coffee. Wontkins rushes in and says:
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Why Not Wilkins is standing next to a Wilkins Coffee can in a black background.
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Wild Horses Wilkins and Wontkins are standing next to a desert-like background. Wilkins has a cup and saucer and says to Wontkins:
(Galloping noises from horses are heard as Wontkins starts shaking in fear)
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William Tell (remade for Community Coffee and La Touraine Coffee) Wilkins is William Tell, wielding a bow and arrow. Wontkins trembles an apple on his head:
(Wilkins aims the bow lower, and lets the arrow fly.)
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You Can't Win Wontkins is watching a Wilkins Coffee commercial featuring Wilkins on his TV set, then he turns at the camera and says:
(Wilkins comes out the TV)
(Wilkins blows Wontkins' TV up)
(Wontkins shakes his head) |