As in most Muppet "buddy" commercials (like those featuring Wilkins and Wontkins), one character favored the product while the other one did not. Unlike previous ads, the character' interest in the product varied from ad to ad.
- All Wet
- Brand X
- Give Me a Bite
- Leaning Tower
- The duo are in Italy because, according to Skip, "there's nothing leaner than Wilson's certified bacon!"
- Mad Scientist
- Make Me a Hot Dog
- Splasho the Great
- Rocket Launch
- Skip wonders if eating Wilson's Franks will make him an astronaut. He finds that they do give him a lift.
- The Champ
- Scoop endorses Wilson's Franks by claiming that "the Champ" (Skip) gets his brutal strength from eating them. Skip points out that he doesn't eat them, and ends up crushed by his barbell.
- Scoop doesn't fall for Wilson's Meats, but he does after Skip cuts his parachute strings.