You Deserve a Sensational Birthday

You Deserve a Sensational Birthday is a birthday greeting card/booklet produced by Hallmark. The publication features a Muppet photo on each two-page spread. The booklet is similar to the 1981 Miss Piggy's Secrets of Having a Fantastic Birthday.

Miss Piggy: "...and knee and elbow and wrist and nose and dimple and..."

Fozzie Bear: "Not to mention screamed from the beams, cried from the porches, and yelled from the cellars!"

Gonzo: "I thought I had a song in my heart once, but it turned out to be heartburn!"
(photo shoot)

The Swedish Chef: "Yimmer, Yammer, bëin haøvin däs gurten timen!"
Miss Piggy: "That's easy for you to say!"

Kermit the Frog: "Would you settle for a frog with a banjo?"

Fozzie Bear: "Your request is my command!"

Miss Piggy: "Seeing moi is a good start."

Kermit the Frog: "You deserve the most sensational birthday in the world."

"How about a rousing chorus of, "For He's a Jolly Green Fellow!"